Ask Velvet

A group of young ladies walk into a study. There is a brick fireplace with a lovely fire burning. There is a thick leather chair and one can see the white furred form of a 6-foot tall monster. One could see the long pink claws and the long black tipped quills. His long tail rested on the floor, the end moving like a contented cat.

When they settled, the chair turned and they were greeted with the amused mocking red eyes of the monster. His handsome porcupine/rat like face had a smirk.

“Are we ready Ladies? I believe that you all wanted to ask some questions.” His voice was deep and husky and accented.

They all nodded.

“Well Loves…shall we begin?” his grin widened. “Alright…what is the first question?”

A lovely dark skinned Indian girl with long thick dark hair and large intelligent brown eye began the interview. She cleared her throat and in a thick accent she asked the first question.


**What's your favorite song?**


Favorite song? Not really a song in vocal per say, but a musical piece. There are so many I fancy. Concerto No. 2 Intermezzo: Adagio F sharp minor/D flat major by Sergei Rachmaninoff, I find it a single lush, heavily romantic melody that follows one another without a rigid scheme.


**Favorite movie (monster movie or something?)**

I abhor Television. The only time I may turn my own on is for the news or the weather. Other then that I prefer to read and listen to calming music.



**How would you feel about capital punishment, like what are your thoughts on it? Is it justified?**

There are many pro and cons about capital punishment. I, myself, believe in that final punishment. A tad strange coming from me, but having lived almost a Bloody century, I have seen ‘evil’ of in the world. Monsters that is a stain on the face of the earth. But then all in all capital punishment is a hypothetical justification. Just like the argument of good and evil.

Many family members who have lost love ones to murder feel that the death penalty will not heal their wounds nor will it end their pain. There my be a slight satifaction but the taking of one life will not bring back the other. As long as there is a death penalty, it is natural that families will feel that their loved one’s killer should get the most severe punishment. However, not all criminal cases receive the same level of treatment. And the very worst of all, the death penalty when used flamboyantly and carelessly without proper educations, it teaches, especially children, that killing is an acceptable way to solve problems.


**Do you believe in parallel universes?**

*Looks at them like they are idiots.* Do I believe in parallel universes” Are you Bloody daft? I live in on opposite of the Human World. Do I believe that there is more? Yes. If there is the Human and Monster Worlds then it t is very possible that there are many other universes that exist parallel to them.


**Mr. Moss, what is your relationship with/personal view of women? What do you expect from a woman in her role? Is it traditional (old-fashioned) or is it ''newly sociological'' (e.g. is she your equal)? What is one quality you admire about the opposite sex? What is one quality you despise/criticize (criticize) in the opposite sex? And vice versa with the same sex: What is your relationship with/personal view of men? What do expect from a man in his role? Is it traditional...? ***

I love females. Females are beautiful. All of them, the weak, the strong, the fat, the thin, the dumb, the smart, the lady. Like with a male how ever they can become spoiled. I do not expect a female to have to live in her ‘place’. If she wants to work out side the home, she should be free to do so. If she wants the more traditional role, she should not be denied as that what she wants. I only expect her to be truthful and to also treat the male as an equal.

Sadly, during the time I was born and raised and in the village I had grown up, the views on females were indeed traditional. But even as a child I never partially liked the views and even then questioned it.

One quality I admire? I have to say that it is smart females and somebody who is NOT self centered. I like to talk and carry a conversion. But however I don't think of this as necessarily opposite gender skills, they are all very specific to me. Sharing complementary skills is a pleasure, and mutually beneficial. But we are all greedy and superfical in a way so manily for me a female that brings a lot to the table I appreciate and value, and admire, definitely.

And what I despise in a female is when they are self-centered an a gold digger. I belive we have raised an entire generation of narssistic men & women today.

It is the same with males when I have indulged in that. Maily though that is baised upon lust then anything else and I maily look for a beaiful male. With that being said, pleasseue is pleaerue after all. With males I look for the freedom of the pleusere, a good rump as they would call it. With females I look for the charms of one I can spend the read of my life with.

I have not much to say about a male as I have found that I hold muche disgust for the roles the the male play or try to play. Mosrly when it comes down to it, a male sould bee there with the one he chooses and play an equle role in their lives.

To top it all off, My veiws on the whole of the matter is a blend of traditional and modern.


**What's your favorite color?**

Well…isn’t that the ever classic trivial. What’s next? What's your favorite food? Well…the colors I do favor is Black and maroon.

** Favorite food? **

Why and I not surprised? *Rolls eyes * My favorite food is Italian Tortellini with spinach and shrimp and a dry white wine.

**What is your favorite musical?**

I am very fond of Aïda though more for the opera then the musical. The same as with Romo and Juliet.


**Favorite book?**

* sighes *Is all the qustions going to be what is your fanorite? Where have all the inlleiagenic gone you Bloody Daft Cows?! *Sighs with a growl * I have read all types of books, books older then your great grandparents and even older then their great grandparents, but the one I have grown to enjoy is The Abolition of Man by by C. S. Lewis.


**You have a girlfriend right? If so what is her name?**

I have had many lovers in my life. There is however three that I have ever been in love with and that is Melinda Rousseau, LeAnne Teiedda, and Elisa Gibbs.


**What are your opinions on the DSM and do you think it is an accurate manual?**

*Laughs mockenly * Ah The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. Frist off I thisnk that it is a load of poppycock . Wouldn’t they all just love to get a hold of me?

Well frist off as a result, there are too many questionable diagnoses these days. There is poor diagnoses in eveything that would dilute the representation of the core population even further. They like calling one thing the other. Example they want to put CDD (Childhood Disintegrative Disorder) into the DX. Autism and CDD have very different cognitive profiles. It's rather like lumping a torn muscle and a broken bone into the same medical service category.

So many thoughts. Ultimately, narrowing the field isn't a bad thing... The DSM has many flaws; many flaws due to the politically and socially controversial diagnostic categories such as gender identity disorder; then there are the various disagreements on what should be listed as a mental disorder and what should not; what should be listed as a syndrome vs. a disorder; what is a true mental disorder/illness and what isn’t; establishing a meaningful boundary between abnormal and normal psychological functioning; how to incorporate other cultures; the list goes on and on and on and on . It never ends and will never. Even now there are so called doctors that sit in an office and think of new ways to confuse one. The ‘waste of time, money and the headache causing ‘ Manuel is more convoluted, more political, and more focused on labeling. Just change the title and slap some blood and rape into it could take the place of the “Bible.” It is already treated as one.



**What are your thoughts on parenting?**

Parenting. Something that I adore and am a tad guilty with spoiling. But I believe in that you must allow the child be their own person but to guide them and love them. Children need to learn how to express themselves and stand up for themselves…. correctly. Your words, but more your actions, will show them and guide them. You can say anything you want, but they will believe more with what they see and feel from you.




**In one paragraph (3-7 sentences) how would you describe your childhood?**

My childhood. Wonderful fur the first five years but after the….death of my brother…I can honestly say that my own childhood died the day that my brother did. *growls* next question.

**Name something you like about others but don't like in yourself.**

I like the phrase ‘Ignorance is bliss.” I can over look ignorance most times in the Pups, which are after all young and stupid. I envy the fact that most can move on with their lives in this Ignorance. I however am not so blind to it and it had made me somewhat bitter.

**What fictional character (book or film) can you relate to the most?**

*laughs wildly* I believe, my dear authoresses have made it so that I relate to two fictional characters. And I believe that it is Erik aka The Phantom and dear old Mr. Hannibal Lecter. Fangirls. Beastly litle things.


**What is your MMBI type? (Myers-Briggs)**

Again what is with the labeling? Everyone must label everything! I took that Bloody tests. It holds no true type. One can be more of one and yet have the traits of another. It narrows down to the “It’s either you are, or your not. There is not any real room for grey area anymore.

**What is your IQ (if you know, if not don't worry about answering)?**

*Snorts* I know my Intelligence Quotient…do you? sicne there seems to be two IQ quistions I am going to aner them together. What is your IQ and what are your thoughts on IQ? Is it an accurate measurement? Now my IQ has been tested at 160. That is the score you want. Now on to my thoughts on IQ an if it is an accurate measurement. Now there isn't a really good way to measure what intelligence really is, as there is more than one type of intelligence. Book smarts, Tactile thinking, creative intelligence, problem solving. etc. etc. etc. where a person might be a genius in one of these fields they might not be one in others.




**If you could sing any one song beautifully and perfectly, which one would you pick? **

Ah music. Something that I truly enjoy. The song, though I am a deep baritone, the song would be Mozart’s The Queen of the Night Aria. It is for only a seasoned soprano, but is a song that I deeply love and nothing would make me happier then to sing the song properly.

**If you could visit only one more place in the world that you have never been, where would you go for this final voyage?**

The Human World. It is a place that I would love to visit. True it may be a lot like the Monster World, but I would like to see the place that we all had started from.

**If you could have prevented one event in history, what event would you have eliminated?**

I would stop the CDA from forming and any overzealous agencies. There does need to be some Protection agency, but not how the CDA is run. The high level is dullards that make up Bloody lunatic laws and rules every day while the lower level goes crazy over a mere sock. They are Bloody nuisances and they are one event that I would love to eliminate.


**If you had to choose a musical instrument that best describes your character, what would it be?**

One of those questions again? * sighs * Fine. I believe I would choose the piano. The instrument's percussive qualities are something to admire. There is no instrument more beautiful and versatile, also any with a nicer sound. The soud is classic and refined, intelligent and sophisticated. It can express thoughts, ideas, feelings, reflecting the harmony and the disharmony, the beauty and the ugliness, the happiness and the sadness present in this world.

**If you had to choose the single biggest mistake you have made in life so far, what would it be?**

It would be the rape of my daughter’s mother LeAnne. For so long I had preached about the sin and the atrociousness of the act and then that one day, the child coming in and not allowing me to speak for my self, my actions, she believed the worst and when she told me that she was taking Mia away…I broke. Mia was the only one I lived for and the fear of her being taken away was too much and I snapped and did the one thing that I loathe.

**If you could choose the very last thing you would see before you die, what would it be?**

The very last thing? I would be my daughter’s sweet face. * Turns his head away. * Next question.

**Tell me about your first sexual experience?**

*Grins nastily* fishing to the juicy bits Love? I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours. *laughs * I was 17 and had just been in the City of London for less then a year. I was working late in the scribe’s section of the University translating books. A group of upper classmen came in and hustled me to a few pubs for a few on the pulls. In one such I met a lovely smooth skinned violet female. I, young and experienced it didn’t take her to get me up for it and to take her back to my small flat. After a night of passion I awoke in pain and tied to my bed. My extraordinary healing saved me. I found out that the little trollop was a whore and had tied me to the bed and stabbed me and left me to bleed out and robbed me.

I consider it a lesson learned, though from then on, the color of purple infuriates me.


**If you could recover one thing you've lost in your lifetime, what would you wish to find?**

It isn’t really lost per say. I stole my father’s gold pocket watch at age twelve. I stole from my mother and gave it to Dr. Derte, the village doctor in payment for tutoring. I told my mother I threw it into the sea. * laughs bitterly * She broke my arm and three of my ribs that night.


**If you had to name your single worst fear, what would it be?**

I have a few fears, flying, is one that is pretty bad for me…but I believe that the worst one would be ever learning that my daughter is hurt or worse. Very common fear for all parents, but she is my life and the one good thing in it.



Velvet Moss then cleared his throat. “And now Loves…I believe that is the end of the interview with me. Good day Ladies.”